😄 Funny Riddles

1+1👀 Answer A celebrity under the sea.👀 Answer A desert oasis where money magically disappears from your pocket!👀 Answer A device that nearly everyone has that can freeze anyone it sees. What is it?👀 Answer A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.👀 Answer A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?👀 Answer A elephant fell in a swimming pool.How the elephant will come up from swimming pool?👀 Answer A fashion statement whose name sounds like the upper part of a mobile war machine.👀 Answer A first job for many kids, this could be described as "Media Distribution Management.👀 Answer A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?👀 Answer A popular afterlife destination to send people, when you're mad at them.👀 Answer A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?👀 Answer A red drum which sounds without being touched, and grows silent, when it is touched.👀 Answer A salutation from the islands.👀 Answer A weighty currency.👀 Answer According to many students, dogs have an appetite for this paper item👀 Answer Ahhh👀 Answer All about the house, with his lady he dances, yet he always works, and never romances.👀 Answer An art­-form and a web-­browser.👀 Answer An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.👀 Answer Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?👀 Answer Belong to you but other use it more than you👀 Answer Boby Full throns, stomach full bitter👀 Answer Both a currency and an antlered male. What is it?👀 Answer Both boats with holes and dirty dishes have this in common👀 Answer Both cockroaches and illegal drug laboratories or syndicates do fear this.👀 Answer Boxes marked as this should not be abused.👀 Answer Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?👀 Answer Can be found in the drink aisle or on a body-builder's torso👀 Answer Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?👀 Answer Causes bad breath and frightens blood-suckers👀 Answer Causes dancing in children when it fills up.👀 Answer Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.👀 Answer Could be described as the cranium's version of snow.👀 Answer Currency that flirted with a British spy.👀 Answer Despite having long teeth, every bit of food it grabs gets taken from it.👀 Answer Devils, unicorns and goats all share this feature.👀 Answer Diamonds and stress have this to thank for their existence.👀 Answer Did you hear about the Giant that threw up?👀 Answer Do you know why stealing is illegal?👀 Answer eat an apple every day keeps the doctor away👀 Answer Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?👀 Answer Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.👀 Answer Famous for cheese, wine and saying 'ooo la la'👀 Answer Fighting technique taken from rams.👀 Answer Fmvgvf👀 Answer Found under bridges and on the Internet.👀 Answer Gahi kung mangisog, humok kung kalma.👀 Answer George J. Jetson and Neil A. Armstrong drove this to work.👀 Answer George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?👀 Answer Given them to the girls whenever, And they'll be best friends forever. Shiny, pretty stones, Bought with massive loans👀 Answer Hard iron on horse. Cow's hide on man.👀 Answer Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.👀 Answer Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.👀 Answer Has its teeth on your head but doesn't bite👀 Answer Have branches, Sometimes a few and other times hundreds or more but I have no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?👀 Answer Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?👀 Answer Hdididikd👀 Answer How can a pants pocket be empty, but still have something in it?👀 Answer How can people without noses smell?👀 Answer How can you say “Robert and Richard Purchased A Rottweiler”, without using any R’s?👀 Answer How can you tell an ant’s gender?👀 Answer How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?👀 Answer How can you tell which part of the turkey is the left side?👀 Answer how can you travel the world while staying in one spot?👀 Answer How did Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune make up the solar system?👀 Answer How did the computer get drunk?👀 Answer How did the farmer find his wife?👀 Answer How did the hipster drown?👀 Answer How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?👀 Answer How did the whale defend itself?👀 Answer How do bees get to school?👀 Answer How do bees get to school in the morning?👀 Answer How do football players stay cool during games?👀 Answer How do priests stay fit?👀 Answer How do snails travel?👀 Answer How do trees access the internet?👀 Answer How do trees get onto the internet?👀 Answer How do you drown a hipster?👀 Answer How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?👀 Answer How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator in 3 steps?👀 Answer How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?👀 Answer How do you know if a sniper likes you?👀 Answer How do you know if a tiger is male or female?👀 Answer How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?👀 Answer How do you make a strawberry shake?👀 Answer How do you make an egg roll?👀 Answer How do you organize a space party?👀 Answer How do you spell cow in thirteen letters👀 Answer How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?👀 Answer How does a computer get drunk?👀 Answer How does am armless man play poker?👀 Answer How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?👀 Answer How does Moses make coffee?👀 Answer How does the man in the moon cut his hair?👀 Answer How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?👀 Answer How fast do librarians travel?👀 Answer How is a person in jail like a sinking ship?👀 Answer How is Europe like a frying pan?👀 Answer How long did Cain hate his brother?👀 Answer How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?👀 Answer how many seconds are in a year?👀 Answer How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?👀 Answer How much does it cost to go to Hogwarts?👀 Answer How much does Liam cost?👀 Answer How tall is a spider?👀 Answer How would it be possible for an unhappily married couple who can’t stand being around each other and are contemplating divorce enjoy a romantic meal and a bottle of wine at the same restaurant?👀 Answer I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?👀 Answer I am soldier and I really hate one month. Which month I am talking about?👀 Answer I am tall when I'm young, I am short when I'm old. What am i?👀 Answer I am the black cloak of the road👀 Answer I can ' t be burned in fire , Nor drowned in water . You use me for your pleasure !👀 Answer I don’t have a life but I can die👀 Answer I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow. Who am I?👀 Answer I have a body but not a neck👀 Answer . "I have branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I?👀 Answer I have branches yet no leaves trunk or fruit👀 Answer I have eyes but I cannot see round brown face with lots of acne what am i ???👀 Answer I have four fingers and a thumb but I'm not living what am I👀 Answer i have hands but no arms to see and a face but do not talk no eyes but my name might disagree👀 Answer I have many letters, And though it's strange to say, I stay the same no matter how many I give away.👀 Answer I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. If you remove the third, it still remains.👀 Answer I’m round and bounce on the ground👀 Answer I'm used in a dance but also on food. What am I?👀 Answer I’m white perfect for gridding animals use me as a tool👀 Answer I make two people out of one👀 Answer I met a man and drew his name. He tipped his hat and played my game. What is his name?👀 Answer I met a man on the London bridge, he tipped his hat and drew his name, in this riddle I told you his name. What is it?👀 Answer I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning👀 Answer I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.👀 Answer I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.👀 Answer I walk on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs at night. What am I?👀 Answer I walk yet I have no legs👀 Answer If a cell takes a picture, what is it called?👀 Answer If a chinese man has to pay, what's his name?👀 Answer If farts are yellow, what color is your burp?👀 Answer If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?👀 Answer If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?👀 Answer If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?👀 Answer If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?👀 Answer If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.👀 Answer If spaghetti made an action movie, what would it be called?👀 Answer If Trump and Daisy Duck had a son what would they name him?👀 Answer If you are a man then your best friend will eat this for dinner.👀 Answer If you are in Europe and one of your feet is in Germany while the other is in Belgium, then what country would you really be in?👀 Answer If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.👀 Answer If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?👀 Answer If you happen to possess two left feet, this profession will probably rule out of your prospects👀 Answer If you're on a diet, smelling a fresh pan of brownies could be described as this.👀 Answer If you're worried that grandpa will bite, just remove these.👀 Answer If you rub this there is a possibility of a magical fat man coming out.👀 Answer If you take away one hand Some will remain. What Am I?👀 Answer If you throw a white rock into the red sea, what does it become?👀 Answer In buckles or lace, they help set the pace. The farther you go, the thinner they grow.👀 Answer In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?👀 Answer In what room a ghost cannot enter?👀 Answer Is infinity odd or even?👀 Answer It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.👀 Answer It describes an era in history during which lights was hard to come by.👀 Answer It faces me while going and face me when coming👀 Answer It increases and decreases yet no one see it. It is not a fire and yet it can be quenched.👀 Answer It is a desert oasis where money magically appears or disappears from your pocket.👀 Answer It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?👀 Answer It is known as the best real estate for toys👀 Answer It is not your enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?👀 Answer It is the most common hour to have a gunfight in a western scene.👀 Answer It is the time in your life when you simultaneously know everything and nothing at an instance.👀 Answer It's held in the hand when going out.👀 Answer It will not die when hung, and will dry when wrung.👀 Answer James has 98 chocolate bars, he eats 91 of them. What does he have now?👀 Answer Kids hunt for them and adults make sure they are not all in one basket.👀 Answer Ladies used to party with this kitchen device👀 Answer Locked up inside you and yet they can steal it from you.👀 Answer London bridge👀 Answer Men cut this by attaching a razor to a broom handle or just have their wives do it.👀 Answer Millions of these are crushed every morning to help people wake up.👀 Answer Money👀 Answer Mother and Father have children but their not you brother or sister👀 Answer Mr. Black lived in a Black house, Ms. Pink lived in a Pink house & Mr. Blue lived in a Blue house. Who lived in the White house?👀 Answer Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?👀 Answer My parents are singers, and while my father has red hair I am pale and completely bald.👀 Answer Nature's way of applauding a lightning strike.👀 Answer Not a priest, not a king but wears different kinds of clothes.👀 Answer On what kind of ship do students study?👀 Answer On which side do chickens have the most feathers?👀 Answer One of the few times it's encouraged to lock lips with a stranger.👀 Answer Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name👀 Answer People buy me to eat but never eat me👀 Answer People chop this off for a good cause.👀 Answer Responsible for the toupee industry.👀 Answer Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.👀 Answer Some months have 31 day some month 30 day what month have 28 day👀 Answer Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.👀 Answer Someone who is enthusiastic about tending the garden is said to have this appendage.👀 Answer Something infront of you but you can’t see it👀 Answer Something you do with guests at a fancy party hoping to get a leg­-up in your career.👀 Answer Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.👀 Answer Tax rates and oil prices occasionally take these nature strolls.👀 Answer The artistic vandal's best friend.👀 Answer The cozy place Dracula rests.👀 Answer The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?👀 Answer The more I lie, the more people trust me. Who am I?👀 Answer The more you takes out of it the bigger it becomes👀 Answer The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine👀 Answer The one fashion accessory farmers and hipsters can agree upon.👀 Answer The plant that is responsible for spreading a lot of gossip.👀 Answer The preferred color of carpet in this town is red.👀 Answer The Titanic is still chilling there!👀 Answer There is a pencil, an eraser,ruler and a razor blade in your pocket what is the next thing you can find there?👀 Answer There is an ancient invention. Still used in some parts of the world today. That allows people to see through walls.👀 Answer There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?👀 Answer There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?👀 Answer These suck.👀 Answer This both describes gorgeous woman and an excellent punch.👀 Answer This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.👀 Answer This would be a good place to find Can-­Can girls and drunk Cowboys👀 Answer Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?👀 Answer Tuesday's Riddle: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?👀 Answer Two birds, trying to balance in one twig.👀 Answer Two letters lead you to the kind of work I do they name my namesakes name and lead me home to you👀 Answer Used to yell in a text.👀 Answer Wafula was in his vineyard when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?👀 Answer We chop its feet; we drink its blood👀 Answer What 11­ letter English word is always pronounced incorrectly?👀 Answer What 4 letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down and can be still read left to right👀 Answer What animal gives away money and says moo?👀 Answer What animal has the biggest breasts👀 Answer What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?👀 Answer What are the strongest days of the week?👀 Answer What are the three rings off marriage?👀 Answer What are two things people never eat before breakfast?👀 Answer What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?👀 Answer What bank has no money👀 Answer What becomes easier to pick up the more it weighs?👀 Answer What becomes too young the longer it exists?👀 Answer What becomes white when it is dirty?👀 Answer What bee can you pass around that doesn’t sting?👀 Answer What begins with a T, Ends with a T, & Has T in it?👀 Answer What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?👀 Answer What book do teenagers and millennials love the most and voluntarily spend hours looking through?👀 Answer What bow can't you tie.👀 Answer What building have the most stories👀 Answer What buildings have the most stories👀 Answer What can be played with no rules and no winners or losers?👀 Answer What can be right but never wrong?👀 Answer What can be seen with the naked eye and if you put in the basket the basket gets lighter👀 Answer What can fill up a room that takes up no space👀 Answer What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?👀 Answer What can make an octopus laugh?👀 Answer What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?👀 Answer What can never be put in a saucepan?👀 Answer What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?👀 Answer What can you add to a bucket full of water to make it lighter?👀 Answer What can you always count on?👀 Answer what can you catch but not throw👀 Answer what can you hold without your hands or your arm👀 Answer What can you never have for breakfast?👀 Answer What can your pocket hold while it is completely empty?👀 Answer What city has no people?👀 Answer What comes in many different sizes but is always one foot long👀 Answer What comes in many different sizes but is always only 1 foot long?👀 Answer What country would you send a man to for his appetite?👀 Answer What cruel person would sit on a baby?👀 Answer What did Adam and Eve lack that everyone else has?👀 Answer What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?👀 Answer What did addition say to subtraction when they discovered each other on Facebook?👀 Answer What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?👀 Answer What did one wall say to the other?👀 Answer What did Physics say to History when they are arguing?👀 Answer What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?👀 Answer What did the 3 little pigs do as they were running away from the big bad wolf who tried to destroy their houses?👀 Answer What did the baby corn say to its mother?👀 Answer What did the big candle say to the little candle?👀 Answer What did the blanket say to the reassure the frightened bed?👀 Answer What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?👀 Answer What did the boy coffee say to the girl coffee?👀 Answer What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?👀 Answer What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?👀 Answer What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?👀 Answer What did the fat girl say to the pig?👀 Answer What did the faucet say to the shower?👀 Answer What did the grape do when he got stepped on?👀 Answer What did the left eye say to the right eye?👀 Answer What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?👀 Answer What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?👀 Answer What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow?👀 Answer What did the sushi say to the bee?👀 Answer What did the teenager say to another teenager when they got arrested for stealing diapers?👀 Answer What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?👀 Answer What did the tourist say to a vampire?👀 Answer What did the tree say to the leaves?👀 Answer What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?👀 Answer What do angels sing in the shower?👀 Answer What do call a dinosaur without gold?👀 Answer What do cows tell each other at bedtime?👀 Answer What do Delhi, Mexico, Guinea, Castle, Jersey and Foundland have in common?👀 Answer What do elfs learn in school?👀 Answer What do elves do after school?👀 Answer What do elves learn in school?👀 Answer What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?👀 Answer What do geese, waterfowl and ducks have for breakfast?👀 Answer What do grateful, thankful, wonderful and joyful have all in common?👀 Answer What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?👀 Answer What do people make that you can't see?👀 Answer What do Spanish clocks say?👀 Answer What do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up?👀 Answer What do spies where on there feet?👀 Answer What do teens say when they are having difficulty with even numbers in their math class?👀 Answer What do the French say when you apology?👀 Answer What do the piggy bank, the government and children have in common?👀 Answer What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?👀 Answer What do you call a bad guy in India?👀 Answer What do you call a bad interior decorator?👀 Answer What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?👀 Answer What do you call a blender that made a mistake?👀 Answer What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?👀 Answer what do you call a box of ducks👀 Answer What do you call a calculator that works instantly?👀 Answer What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?👀 Answer What do you call a careful wolf ?👀 Answer What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?👀 Answer What do you call a classy fish?👀 Answer What do you call a dog that sweats so much?👀 Answer What do you call a dog without legs?👀 Answer What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?👀 Answer What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?👀 Answer What do you call a famous lobster?👀 Answer What do you call a fish with 4 eyes?👀 Answer What do you call a fish without an eye?👀 Answer What do you call a French person who has golden yellow skin?👀 Answer What do you call a group of butchers?👀 Answer What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?👀 Answer What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?👀 Answer What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?👀 Answer What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly?👀 Answer What do you call a naughty turkey?👀 Answer What do you call a skeleton that makes you laugh and giggle when you’re sad?👀 Answer What do you call a sleepwalking nun?👀 Answer What do you call a small mother?👀 Answer What do you call a snail on a ship?👀 Answer What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?👀 Answer What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?👀 Answer What do you call a snowman in the summer?👀 Answer What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?👀 Answer What do you call a three humped camel?👀 Answer What do you call a tick that loves math?👀 Answer What do you call an alligator in a vest?👀 Answer What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?👀 Answer What do you call it when a bird can move things with its mind?👀 Answer What do you call it when a dinosaur farts?👀 Answer What do you call it when Batman skips church?👀 Answer What do you call it when Erykah Badu falls down stairs?👀 Answer What do you call Santa’s helpers?👀 Answer What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?👀 Answer What do you call someone with no body and a nose?👀 Answer What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?👀 Answer What do you call two witches who live together?👀 Answer What do you called a sad coffee?👀 Answer What do you do with a dead chemist?👀 Answer What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?👀 Answer What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?👀 Answer What do you get when you combine Brazil nuts, Chinese chestnuts and American beech nuts?👀 Answer What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?👀 Answer What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?👀 Answer What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?👀 Answer What do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder?👀 Answer What do you get when you mix lemons with gunpowder?👀 Answer What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?👀 Answer What do you say to a giant with his head in the clouds?👀 Answer What do you say to comfort an English teacher?👀 Answer What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?👀 Answer What does a fish say when it runs into a concrete wall?👀 Answer What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?👀 Answer What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?👀 Answer What does a turtle do on their birthday?👀 Answer What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in common?👀 Answer What does an envelope say when you lick it?👀 Answer What does December have that other months don't have?👀 Answer What does Mexican food do in the beach?👀 Answer What does Warren Buffet love and look forward to the most about Christmas?👀 Answer What falls but never breaks?👀 Answer What falls often but never gets hurt?👀 Answer What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?👀 Answer What flowers have two lips?👀 Answer What food lives at the beach?👀 Answer What four letters frighten a thief?👀 Answer What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries👀 Answer What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?👀 Answer What goes further the slower it goes?👀 Answer what goes up but never comes down👀 Answer What goes up, but never comes down?👀 Answer What goes with a car, comes with a car, is no use to a car, but the car can't move without it?👀 Answer What grows bigger the more you contract it?👀 Answer What happens if you cross a apple with a Christmas tree👀 Answer What happens to an egg every time you look at it?👀 Answer What happens to Composers when they die?👀 Answer What hard rock group has four dudes but neither of them plays a guitar?👀 Answer What has 4 eyes but cannot see👀 Answer What has 88 keys but can't open a single door?👀 Answer What has a face, and a tail, but no body?👀 Answer What has a head, can't think, but drives?👀 Answer What has a head, tail, large feet, a pocket and is named Joey?👀 Answer What has a neck but no head?👀 Answer What has a soul but doesn’t live and a tongue but can’t taste?👀 Answer What has a tongue but no mouth?👀 Answer What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?👀 Answer What has ears but does not listen👀 Answer What has ears but dont listen👀 Answer What has eyes but can not see?👀 Answer What has feet and legs and nothing else?👀 Answer What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?👀 Answer What has four legs, but can't walk?👀 Answer What has hands but can't clap?👀 Answer What has teeth but no mouth?👀 Answer What has two butts and kills people?👀 Answer what has two hands but no feet👀 Answer What has two heads but only uses one👀 Answer What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?👀 Answer What has two legs but cannot walk?👀 Answer What has wheels and flies but is not an aircraft?👀 Answer What hole do you mend with holes?👀 Answer What invention lets you look right through a wall?👀 Answer What is 9 added to any number ending in 1👀 Answer What is a cat on ice?👀 Answer What is a cow's favourite movie?👀 Answer What is a duck’s favorite snack?👀 Answer what is a duck that is in Starbucks?👀 Answer What is a frog's favorite drink?👀 Answer What is a frog’s favorite electronic device?👀 Answer What is a shark's favourite food?👀 Answer What is a thing tht has body but no head?👀 Answer What is an aliens favourite sport?👀 Answer What is an army man's favorite month?👀 Answer What is an astronaut's favorite snack?👀 Answer What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?👀 Answer What is black and white and red all over?👀 Answer What is brown, big and red all over?👀 Answer What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?👀 Answer what is cows' favourite time of the day👀 Answer What is dirty after washing?👀 Answer What is easy to get into, and hard to get out of?👀 Answer What is greater than god , evil than devil , the poor people posses it but the rich doesn't👀 Answer what is hard and dry when its out but soft and wet when it’s in👀 Answer What is harder to catch the faster you run?👀 Answer What is it that was given to you, belongs only to you. 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