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Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow.
What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
London bridge
What has 2 banks but no money?
Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk