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What did addition say to subtraction when they discovered each other on Facebook?
Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
What has a head, tail, large feet, a pocket and is named Joey?
What does December have that other months don't have?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
If a rooster lays an egg on the exact peak of a barn, which side does it fall?