Answer:
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
Causes bad breath and frightens blood-suckers
What did the fat girl say to the pig?
Hard iron on horse. Cow's hide on man.
What is a thing tht has body but no head?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk