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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
James has 98 chocolate bars, he eats 91 of them. What does he have now?
How do trees get onto the internet?
You may have to assure your date's dad that you have these kind of intentions.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?