Answer:
What has a ring, but no finger?
Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow.
I have branches yet no leaves trunk or fruit
Have branches, Sometimes a few and other times hundreds or more but I have no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?