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What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
Boby Full throns, stomach full bitter
Why are televisions attracted to people?
There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?
People take me on walks and I run and have fun. What am I?