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I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?
What can be right but never wrong?
What happens to Composers when they die?
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
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Food
Kids
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What am I?