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What can you always count on?
What key is the hardest to turn?
James has 98 chocolate bars, he eats 91 of them. What does he have now?
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
What do you call a fish with 4 eyes?
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?