Answer:
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
It's held in the hand when going out.
Why was the math book sad?
What is a witch's favorite school subject?
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.