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What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?
What is Saturn's favorite day of the week?
what was the witches favorite subject
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
How much does it cost to go to Hogwarts?
I touch the Earth, I touch the sky, but if I touch you, you’ll likely die. What am I?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?