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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
One of the few times it's encouraged to lock lips with a stranger.
What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
How did the computer get drunk?
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. Who am I?