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What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
A fashion statement whose name sounds like the upper part of a mobile war machine.
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
I am tall when I'm young, I am short when I'm old. What am i?
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
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What am I?