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Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.
Who won the skeleton fitness contest?
How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
The more you takes out of it the bigger it becomes
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.