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It will not die when hung, and will dry when wrung.
What did the faucet say to the shower?
Despite having long teeth, every bit of food it grabs gets taken from it.
What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
Why was the leader of al-qaeda moody, frustrated, angry and easily annoyed?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?