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When your undies attack you.
What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
A king in red with a sole command. If you obey, it will cause you to break. What am I?
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
What comes in many different sizes but is always one foot long
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?