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What do the piggy bank, the government and children have in common?
What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
All about the house, with his lady he dances, yet he always works, and never romances.
The preferred color of carpet in this town is red.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?