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What do elves do after school?
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.
If you rub this there is a possibility of a magical fat man coming out.
Why are there no living cats on Mars?
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
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