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If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
What comes in many different sizes but is always only 1 foot long?
What is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?
What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
What kind of murder has fiber?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
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