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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What is brown, big and red all over?
According to many students, dogs have an appetite for this paper item
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
What hole do you mend with holes?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?