Answer:
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
The cozy place Dracula rests.
It will not die when hung, and will dry when wrung.
These suck.
Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
A hole in a pole, though I fill a hole in white. I'm used more by the day, and less by the night.