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Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Why do cats make good soldiers?
Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.
Why do plants hate math?
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
A cowboy rode into Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back on friday. How is that possible?