Answer:
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
What letters of the alphabet run around and have a tight schedule?
When life gives you these, make a refreshing beverage.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?