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What do you call a bad guy in India?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
How do football players stay cool during games?
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
Where would you find a tortoise with no legs?
Both a currency and an antlered male. What is it?
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What am I?