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What do you call a three humped camel?
what has two hands but no feet
What has 88 keys but can't open a single door?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
Why was the belt arrested?
Both a currency and an antlered male. What is it?