Answer:
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
London bridge
Why was the belt arrested?
What do Delhi, Mexico, Guinea, Castle, Jersey and Foundland have in common?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?