Answer:
What do you call a blender that made a mistake?
What is the easiest way to keep water from running?
If you happen to possess two left feet, this profession will probably rule out of your prospects
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
What is always coming but never arrives?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?