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It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.
Where do beekeepers stay on vacation?
How did the computer get drunk?
Where do cows go to dance?
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.