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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?
If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.
What water can you eat and chew?
How do you drown a hipster?
Mr. Black lived in a Black house, Ms. Pink lived in a Pink house & Mr. Blue lived in a Blue house. Who lived in the White house?
I am carried by mad animals.