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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
A weighty currency.
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
I am carried by mad animals.
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What am I?