Answer:
You can swallow me, but I can also swallow you.
Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving?
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name
A caribbean shape that makes ships disappear.