Answer:
What did the tourist say to a vampire?
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
Why is dark spelled with a “K” and not a “C”?
Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name
How did the computer get drunk?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?