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Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.
What food lives at the beach?
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
Why do most married men die before their wives?
A red drum which sounds without being touched, and grows silent, when it is touched.
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk