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What do you call a dog without legs?
What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
A deep well full of knives
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?