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I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Why doesn't the Pope like trigonometry?
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
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