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What can make an octopus laugh?
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
What has a face, and a tail, but no body?
What is worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating?
People chop this off for a good cause.
In all the world, none can compare, I am a tiny weaver; my deadly cloth so silky and fair. What am I?