Answer:
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
People buy me to eat but never eat me
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
How did the farmer find his wife?
Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.