Answer:
What did the faucet say to the shower?
A popular afterlife destination to send people, when you're mad at them.
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?