Answer:
What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
Something infront of you but you canβt see it
Why is a skeleton a bad liar?
The artistic vandal's best friend.
Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price, I simply smile and nod twice.