Answer:
Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
The plant that is responsible for spreading a lot of gossip.
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries
You can always see it, but it's too far away to touch. Mountains rest on it, and at sea it surrounds you. What is it?