Answer:
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why did the man leave his date at the restaurant?
You will always find me in package goods
What is an astronaut's favorite snack?
What word is that, which, deprived of its first letter, leaves you sick?
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?