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What did the blanket say to the reassure the frightened bed?
Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
When does an Irish potato change its nationality?
What do you call a blender that made a mistake?
I am carried by mad animals.