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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
How do you drown a hipster?
What has a face, and a tail, but no body?
Forward Iβm heavy, but backwards Iβm not.