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What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.
You may have to assure your date's dad that you have these kind of intentions.
What do you call a blender that made a mistake?
What do people make that you can't see?
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
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What am I?