Answer:
What has ears but does not listen
Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.
A celebrity under the sea.
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk