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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?
What becomes easier to pick up the more it weighs?
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
What do you call it when a dinosaur farts?
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.