Answer:
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
what goes up but never comes down
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
What did the blanket say to the reassure the frightened bed?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk