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What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
I'm used in a dance but also on food. What am I?
How do you make an egg roll?
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?