Answer:
It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.
How did the computer get drunk?
What question can you never honestly answer yes to?
Why did the man throw the butter out of the window?
Why don't English rugby players get vaccinated before touring?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk