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Why did the bread, muffin, cookie and graham crackers go to see a doctor?
A weighty currency.
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
I have eyes but I cannot see round brown face with lots of acne what am i ???
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?