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What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
When does an Irish potato change its nationality?
What can you add to a bucket full of water to make it lighter?
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.