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When kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war?
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?
How is Europe like a frying pan?
What did Adam and Eve lack that everyone else has?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.