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Responsible for the toupee industry.
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
Men cut this by attaching a razor to a broom handle or just have their wives do it.
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
They are many and one, they wave and they drum, Used to cover a state, they go with you everywhere.