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Why are foot injuries so serious?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
How can people without noses smell?
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
If a cell takes a picture, what is it called?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.