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Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name
How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.
The plant that is responsible for spreading a lot of gossip.
I spend most of my day eating white. When I am quick enough I get rewarded with fruit and something blue. In a dark room with blue walls I run from the ghosts that roam the halls