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What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?
Some months have 31 day some month 30 day what month have 28 day
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
Why do most married men die before their wives?
What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?
My days are numbered. What am I?