Answer:
Why did the smart phone need glasses?
In buckles or lace, they help set the pace. The farther you go, the thinner they grow.
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
It is not your enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is always coming but never arrives?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?