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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
Why did the smart phone need glasses?
It describes an era in history during which lights was hard to come by.
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. Who am I?