Answer:
What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow?
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
What's large on Saturday and Sunday. Small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and disappears on Monday and Friday?
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
What does a turtle do on their birthday?
This small, round stone fruit that is typically bright or dark red, is often served on top of whipped cream on a milk shake.