Answer:
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
Why was the broom late?
What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?
You will have this response if you would go salivating at the mention of a cheeseburger.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?