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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
What vegetable goes well with jacket potatoes?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
If you're worried that grandpa will bite, just remove these.
What covers its face with its hands, speaks no language, yet most known what it's saying?
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