Answer:
What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?
What suits do lawyers wear?
What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
How does Moses make coffee?
What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.