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Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name
What's red and bad for your teeth?
What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?
What has a tongue but cannot talk, gets around a lot but cannot walk?
How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?
What is always coming but never arrives?